Tigger, Please

Like I'm gonna weigh in with one of my typically lengthy missives about Tiger Woods... okay, fine. My favorite Tiger joke so far:

Tiger Woods owns many cars, and now he has a hole in one.

It's pretty simple. He's a rich celebrity who cheated on his wife, apparently quite a bit, and apparently without covering his tracks as we'd figure a Stanford alum would. Verdict: he's a scumbag, and not particularly bright in the role. However he and his Swedish model trophy wife and their teams of lawyers wind up slicing the pie, they'll all continue to be rich. I kind of feel bad for the kids, but they'll always be rich as well. A billion dollars goes a long way. My heart bleeds profusely for these people. Actually... No, it doesn't. Most marriages end and most that don't live in a dysfunctional state; most homes end up broken and most that don't endure in a dysfunctional state. People deal with it and move on - and 99.9% of time, they do so with far less means than the Woods "family." Methinks these guys and gals will be just fine. As a good friend once told me:

Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for life.

Next!